To play this gane you need beer and episodes of The Simpsons.

Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:

Homer:

• "D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer
• eats donuts
• drools
• has an erection

Lisa:

• mentions humanity
• participates in another dike feminist cause
• plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing

Bart:

• makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank
• goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan

Grandpa Simpson:

• complains
• writes a complaint letter --3 sips

Marge:

• hair casts a giant shadow
• kisses Homer
• growls at Homer
• douches

Marge's sisters:

• are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated
• smoke --2 sips if they shootup

Flanders:

• mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam

Itchy and Scratchy:

• are in a scene
• one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy
• their theme song is played

Maggie:

• falls down
• says something in a flash forward
• urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties

And one sip for the following:

• a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
• a life in hell type character is shown
• someone talks to God or Allah
• CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern

by carasso@netcom.com (RDC)